We have all had our bad and good days but this is not one of those good days. This is why you don’t twerk, it has been proven dangerous in multiple ways. One reason you shouldn’t twerk is that you might catch on fire. The second reason you don’t twerk is because you never know who is going to walk in on you or watch.
WARNING: If you’re going to twerk, don’t do it on a door that may be pushed open at any minute with four to five candles behind you on a glass table.