Have you ever feared a Hallows Eve mugging? Is some cat burglar ready to run you dry of all your sweet treats? Worry not! As this comprehensive guide will help you not only Stay safe but keep all your candy corns in your silo! We even have all local sources to make sure your materials are as easy to get as possible.
This guide will give you a rundown on some characters/methods that will provide great defense and offense against a creepy crawler, ensuring you are stylish and protected. This guide will reach all kinds of costumes and styles to make sure we have a method even for you~
MIB: The MIB series is full of wonderful ways to hold your ground, First, I recommend you do this costume in a Duo, Similar to Agent K and Agent J, But remember, More friends can always be added! Give everyone a code name and starched suits to ensure the emersion and stay stoic for the extra fear factor; authority is scary. Now I hear you wondering, “How will this defend me?” Well I’m glad you asked:
The Neuralyzer! This is a more defensive tool, and a replica can easily be bought or made by your local Remoolian or Bug. Though they may not have the same effect as it will just be a metal shell, with that you can now add a can of industrial-strength bear spray. To spray in a suspecting pest eyes and attract any bear in a 16-meter radius! Leaving you none of the dirty work! Sorry for our viewers anywhere urban though, maybe you can attract a few stray cats.
Marceline the Vampire Queen: Adventure time characters are full of Wacky characters with even wackier fighting and defense styles! Since Marceline is a vampire we need a couple of steps before you’re ready to go hunting. Fight the local vampire Monarch! This step is a little tricky considering Vampires nowadays are pretty non-violent due to developments in Blood banks and donation drives but we managed to get some willing to contribute to your cause!
– Claudia the Unquenchable
– Xander the Damned
– Lazarus the Undying
– Angel the Buffian
With your newly acquired bite, you are now a vampire! Congrats! Now you’re going to need any general hipster clothes, Any will do as Marceline herself shows up in many fits throughout the show so be creative! While I do recommend the Outfit in “What Was Missing” where she shows up in her classic red shirt and black tights with a sunhat! Now if anyone tries to trip you out of your tantalizing tasties you can drain all of the color out of their face, not just from fear but Anemia! If you do this I also recommend getting a lifetime reserve of SPF 5000 and group O blood.
This is the one costume that will become a bit more complex only recommended for those who happen to be certified for any of the following:
-OSHA Safety
-Operator Certification
-Amusement Operator Safety Certification
With that out of the way, we can dig in with our next costume: Dr. Otto Octavius: better known as Doc Ock. This handsome devil has a simple base costume: A trench coat with basic clothing items underneath, for the tentacles However, some tinkering needs to be involved. Luckily for us, there are blueprints for us to use on the World Wide Web! Anyone will do splendidly! Now, we have to focus on the installation of the tentacles. Hopefully, after you have uploaded the programs to the machine, Now you’re ready to embed your new metal friends into your spinal column. Ensure you are of sound mind and have medical personnel nearby when installing the tentacles, adverse effects can be seen if this step isn’t taken into consideration, Effects include but are not limited to:
-cervical, thoracic, lumbar and sacral injuries
-Spinal infections
-Evil laughter
-A severe intolerance towards vigilantes
-Misanthropy
with your new slimy friends, no one will dare touch your grimy goodies again, especially when you are over ten feet in the air, cackling your way toward the next unsuspecting suburban family!
These are all the methods I can legally give you for surviving those dangerous, dusty, Halloween nights. But don’t worry! These methods can be applied to any sort of costume idea you have! Anyone listed here today can also help you with many other costume endeavors you may have, All are ready and willing to help you on your caped crusade! Remember ya’ll, be creative!
